Apple has launched a new pink Nano aimed directly at that big doofus who requires a little extra nudge to express his devotion on Valentine's Day. Short of a piano falling on his head, mister hairy man hands would remain clueless that February 14th is actually a test. The mounting pressure of choosing a thoughtful gift and a romantic dinner location explains why so many break-ups occur right after the annual drunken Super Bowl party.
A pink iPod Nano can make all anxiety fade and guarantee a simple way for you to pass your "test of devotion" with ease. Deliver her Nano where she works with a nice bouquet of flowers and you will be a shoe-in for "Big Doofus Of The Year".
Apple's pink Nano comes in 8GB only for $199 and offers two free lines of engraving on the back when you order from Apple online. Free shipping is also included. It will be love at first site.
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