Apple stores have revamped display windows to introduce their MacBook Air ultrathin personal trainer service. Depicted as life-size cardboard cutouts, the "world's thinnest personal trainers" will be deployed at most retail locations to support early adopters. Displays were modified only recently to ensure that customers were not tipped off to Apple's thinnest notebook to date before Macworld.
Personal trainers will provide instruction on the value of elegance and innovation, as well as offering extensive survival tips for functioning with the lack of a firewire port, optical drive or swappable battery. "I've spent time with a few of the ultrathin trainers, said Apple Store manager Tim Mils "They're stunningly beautiful. It's impossible to convey in words how pleasing and thin they really are, that's why I have it all on video." Mils intends to shop his video to tech websites as an exclusive.
Employment hopefuls must pass a twiggy-thin weight requirement and submit to random body fat testing in order to qualify. A commemorative Apple manila folder will be awarded to guests who
preview MacBook Air with one of the world's thinnest personal trainers
on launch weekend. Are you ready for thinnovation?
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