BATON ROUGE, LA - Sources close to deranged superhero Macman, confirmed via email Monday that the Mac wonder nerd himself intends to crash the Baton Rouge Apple Store opening at the Mall of Louisiana on March 6th. Talk about scaring the kids. According to longtime friend Jeremy Bard, the ghetto fabulous Macman is convinced that he is a must have major attraction for the big grand opening of the first Apple store located in the state of Louisiana.
The Macman-tastic one is planning to hand out signed 8x10 glossies of himself to guarantee that people become nauseous, right before local police are called in to safely power him down. Macman could try to fight off cops with some super secret weapon hidden inside his floppy disc utility belt, but I seriously doubt it. Thanks for the fair warning Jeremy. Mall security has been alerted.
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So a guy is deranged if he wants to wear a pair of tights so he doesn't have to walk around with his nuts being all uncomfortable? Ever heard of a Mac head shit for brains? You anti-mac, superhero racist bastard!
Posted by: Dennis | March 03, 2008 at 08:56 PM