LOS ANGELES, CA - The Son of Macenstein, wealthy heir to the Macenstein fortune and wildly popular Mac blog was arrested in Los Angeles last night for allegedly launching into a late night punching spree. The brawl took place one block from Parc Hollywood, an A-list nightspot frequented by hot, young celebrities like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johanssen and Paris Hilton. One witness managed to capture the unexpected fisting on his discontinued, original 4GB iPhone relic.
We were unable to confirm if young Macenstein was intoxicated, though witnesses indicated the web celeb appeared to be aggressive and sarcastic when nameless peasants tried to obtain an autograph from date Jenn Thomas, "Mac Chick of the Month" for May 2008. The Son of Macenstein was reportedly out celebrating the official launch of his fledgling website on May 26th. Claims by the young Macenstein that hangers-on groped his date when they first approached her remain unconfirmed.
The Son of Macenstein website is clearly an attempt to cure boredom for the young publisher trying to fill his father's massive man hooves by competing in an already over saturated space. He was released after booking without further incident. Our calls to the Macenstein offices for comments were never returned.
Nice.
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-The Doc
Posted by: Dr. Macenstein | May 28, 2008 at 08:20 PM