I have great respect for the lifetime achievements of the tech
squatters over at Cult of Mac, but nobody likes a whiner. Especially
when that whiner has an Apple logo shaved onto the back of his skull.
The wildly popular Lonnie Lazar has posted a big wussy, cry-baby story
citing "10 Reasons to Hate iPhone 3G Already" Wah wah waaah!
"Steve jobs is ripping you off once again."
iPhone 3G is barely warm in the back rooms of Apple's retail empire
when some overpaid, smartphone neophyte launches a lamenting street
parade of iPhone bashing, as if July 11th will be the cult of iPhone
followers 'Day of The Dead' (Dia de los Muertos). Lazar compares a
friggin' Crackberry to iPhone using a bunch of annoying factoids. That's
fugly! Who cares about the facts? It's a Jesus Phone broseph! Thou
shalt worship no other gods mister Crackberry lover. A true Mac cultist should know that.
Read Lonnie's regurgitated iPhone eulogy for yourself [here].
Don't hate... propagate!
[Cult of Mac] [Original Hate Post via APC] [Another Hate Regurge ]
That is so awesome. ROFL.
Posted by: dizzle | June 30, 2008 at 05:08 PM
My Sweet Lord ~
Many thanks for feeling touched by the spirit over my post on Wednesday; please however try not to be blinded by the light of a couple of things.
My post was a report of an article penned by Dan Warne for APC Magazine in Australia, which I fully disclosed and linked to before the jump.
By no reasonable measure could I be described as overpaid.
Having said that, stop by anytime to break some bread and share the wine.
In Jobs we Trust,
Lonnie
Posted by: lonbud | June 25, 2008 at 11:26 PM