The opening of the Boston Apple Store on Boylston Street drew a huge
crowd in the most literal sense when one gigantic Apple fan boy trolling
for Mac chicks left the crowd gasping for MacBook Air. Boston traffic
police, affectionately nicknamed Hobbits by the locals, attempted to
ban the
giant chick magnet by making it impossible for him to park anywhere
near the Apple store. They failed. Then from out of nowhere one third of the band Aerosmith
burst onto the scene.
Reports confirmed that two notorious Boston chick magnets Joey Kramer (left) and Tom Hamilton (right) of Aerosmith showed up laying down a massive cockblock on the big man. They hung for less than an hour inside the jam packed store swarmed by groupies before telling the press, "We're out, this place is dead," said Kramer. Shortly after the monsters of rock bounced, the oversized Mac fan boy quickly exited the Apple store rumored to have a two babe stash waiting at the Hilton. Mac chicks are so easy.
Aerosmith Photo by Judy Patricia (pictured in center)
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