I've been seeing huge red spots since a source inside AT&T Wireless confirmed in a phone conversation Friday evening that Apple's Product (Red) iPhone will be released the day after Thanksgiving as a Black Friday catalyst used to pump up holiday revenue. Our source reported that Apple is expecting TV ads promoting the bold new color to launch sometime in September. iPhone Red will be available in 16GB only!
It's certain that Apple is anticipating a huge demand for their 'Little Red Devil' which I predict will be wildly popular with all three sexes. One commenter on an earlier post claimed; "Red is more of a chick color," but I boldly disagree with Mad Mike. Red is hot no matter which sex you are. Apple is working to have ample red stock on hand by the start of the Holiday shopping season to satisfy cultish appetites.
We reported on the rumor of Apple's Product (RED) iPhone just over a week ago as chatter started bubbling under that a release was forthcoming. Expect more lines. Consider yourself properly warned.
[iPhone mock-up by Photo Giddy]
this shit iz sick i wish i would see one for sale id cop it so quick.... red isnt no fuckin chick color.... red n black r my fav colors.... n im not a fuckin chick.... i allready have a iphone tho but its just tha plane shit..... i dont know if there makin these phones at all but if they are they need to start mass producing these fuckin things because i know a whole lot of fuckin people that would send money on the red one and the green one but i would def get one of the red ones haha
Posted by: BRICK | April 01, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Does anyone know where we will be able to buy the red iphone once it comes out?
Can we order it online or will it be in stores worldwide (Switzerland)
Many thanks,
Bart
Posted by: Bartyboy | November 12, 2008 at 02:36 AM
He leads his own insignificant CULT on planet zato. CULT envy alert!
Posted by: Jaun | August 04, 2008 at 09:24 AM
zato sounds like a total CULT
Posted by: tig biddy | August 04, 2008 at 09:20 AM
Thanks for asking zato. Since first coining the term "Mactastic" which is now frequently used by Apple store Managers to describe an outstanding employee, I've become obsessed with creating a new version of the word CULT. I admit that 'cultish' is a stretch but in my quest for CULT excellence I will often land on many lame and worthless variations. Any 'cultastic' ideas you want to pass along?
Posted by: iPhone Savior | August 02, 2008 at 01:33 PM
"Apple is working to have ample red stock on hand by the start of the Holiday shopping season to satisfy cultish appetites."
"to satisfy cultish appetites." That's working awfully hard to get the word "CULT" into this iPhone article. I'm curious, do you get paid by the "CULT"?
How much per "CULT"?
Posted by: zato | August 02, 2008 at 12:55 PM