Many developers would hand over their first born infant to a black market adoption ring in order to get the kind of viral publicity the legally blonde "Ditsy Chicks" video is bringing to the new .99 cent "Pocket Jockey" iPhone app. The app is described by creator Warren Stringer as a full-body horse racing game. He's not exaggerating. The closer you gallop to the beat of the song, the faster your horse runs on the electronic iPhone track. Horse whipping is encouraged to make your pony run faster.
In the "Ditsy Chicks" promo video, jumping up and down while racing iPhone horses never looked so retarded or so wonderfully fulfilling all at the same time. I just could not look away. The video has been viewed over 28K times already in spite of the fact that these chicks could kill zombies with their annoying voices. Pocket Jockey is going to make millions now. More like Bazillions!
Note to Developers: Hire the Ritalin-free "Ditsy Chicks" to star in your promo video.
Does this video empirically contradict the statistically compiled demographic of Apple's customer base?
Dark Top: "I don't know. How do I download it?"
Light Top: "Ok, so just click on there. Open it up. And...Oh! OK you already have it."
Posted by: Sean | November 26, 2008 at 02:54 PM
Go Blue!
Posted by: Partners in Grime | November 24, 2008 at 07:38 PM
ha ha!
Posted by: hj1564 | November 24, 2008 at 04:46 PM