iPhone Savior: Obama Immortalizes John McCain With New Restroom Sign

CHICAGO, IL - During his triumphant campaign, Barack Obama promised Americans "Change We Can Believe In", he's wasted no time fulfilling that promise today by honoring John McCain with a new restroom placard that immortalizes the "McCain Zombie" image made popular in the final nationally broadcast debates between the presidential candidates.

"The McCain Zombie icon is classic comedy, John gets that," said McCain adviser Tom Nardzack, "Restroom signs have traditionally been Men or Woman. Adding the zombie classification is a tremendous honor and the kind of forward thinking that will impact generations of Americans to come, especially those zombies who've always felt like second-class citizens."

The highly anticipated face-to-face meeting between President-elect Barack Obama and ex-rival Senator John McCain, has resulted in both leaders agreeing to adopt a more jovial approach to politics as the first crucial step in campaign reform. Many speculated that Mr. Obama would offer McCain a key role in his administration, though no one anticipated an honor for McCain as significant as this.

"It's about damn time!," said Obama supporter Darrell Faig, "Restrooms are not only for one man or one woman anymore. Zombies should have the same rights as the rest of us. McCain is the perfect maverick to lead this kind of change in America. A zombie child can finally dream of someday becoming more than just some hack celebrity like Paula Abdul or David Hasselhoff."

Obama aides indicated that new restroom placards will be one of the first significant changes Mr. Obama will implement in the White House come January 20th, with a national change campaign rolled out to all public restrooms starting in February 2009. Aides anticipate Scarlett Johansson will appear in the first TV ads promoting the new Obama initiative aimed at public schools.

Several "McCain Zombie" fan sites have already been launched by enthusiastic McCain supporters wasting no time in bolstering support for the maverick, Arizona Senator after the historic announcement by President-elect Obama. Developers are currently designing a killer McCain zombie iPhone app aimed at an early 2009 release.