iPhone skins by their very nature are grossly over designed with spazoid art meant to stimulate the frontal lobes of people with ADD. I find that most peel-and-stick art robs iPhone of its tech sexy appeal by burying it under a magical sheath of art vomit.
After eyeballing the many iPhone 3G skins at GizmoSkinz.com I found my worst nightmares coming true until the last page of sample designs where I uncovered the 'Bettie Page-esque' offering entitled "RetroSexual". Anyone who's familiar with the classic photos of Miss Bettie Page may be inclined to agree.
The half naked, not exactly Bettie Page GizmoSkinz art pairs very nicely with Apple's crowning achievement. The idea of iPhone being partially exposed in tandem with the girl on the wrapper stood out amongst the other designs in the house of horrors. Daddy like!
GizmoSkinz protect your hand held treasures from scratching, scraping and abrasion. Skinz are also available for ghettofying several iPod models too. Expect to pay $16.99 for your nudey iPhone 3G skin. Apparently these Skinz can be easily removed without leaving residue, so you can enjoy the on-again, off-again kind of relationship your used to. Unfortunately there's no protection against the residue of ungodly taste in digital art.
These retro porn phone coverers look really cool, where can I get a retro porn cover?
Posted by: Retro Porn | January 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM