What started out as one fantastical rumor, turned out to be true when ABC Television announced on Sunday that Apple Computer Co-Founder Steve "The Woz" Wozniak, will be lunging forward onto the dance floor for season eight of "Dancing With The Stars". The news came as a horrific shock to some Apple faithful who reported vomiting slightly into their mouths after learning of the big man's new found place in the spotlight.
While "The Woz" is a legendary micro-celebrity among Macheads, it's certain he'll be unknown to the bulk of America casting votes. I'm sure the Segway Polo Club is going feel a tad rejected now that Woz will be bumping uglies with those Hollyweirdos in Los Angeles.
Two low hanging luminaries also confirmed to participate in "Dancing With The Stars" are "Steve O", of Jack Ass fame and the wildly outrageous hip-hop queen "Lil' Kim", who's known more for her "skin to win" reputation than her music. I'm not sure that ABC really knows what they've bought into with the dynamic duo of self-destruction.
Expect to see Woz work the dance floor like like a sweat drenched professional on the verge of cardiac arrest. He'll have a lot to prove as couch surfing Microsofties circle their HD TV's to cheer on his epic failure. Season eight of Dancing With The Stars airs on ABC, March 9 at 8/7 central.
I have four words for "The Woz", "YOU CAN DO IT!"
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