The wildly outrageous "Ow My Balls!" iPhone game that serves up "top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor" suffered a severe, self-inflicted nutting of its own shortly after it launched into the App Store earlier this week. The result of crashing bugs caused developer Josh Michaels, to quickly yank the app down for emergency fixes. Michaels highlights his failure to launch in a fantastical post entitled "Fixing My Balls".
"Today was a difficult day for My Balls. Late last night we released the game to the app store. Shortly after we released it we started getting reports from friends of crashing bugs that we had not encountered." Michaels explained in his post.
The irony of this tragic Ow My Balls! tale is an authentic ball breaker too delicious to resist. Several popular websites quick to grab a hold of "My Balls", posted favorable reviews with useless links, giving the shaft to frustrated readers like myself anxious to play the game. An unfortunate twist that left hundreds of potential buyers painfully ball-less. Ow My Balls! is currently awaiting its triumphant return to the App store once Apple approves the fixes.
"Sorry for the delay," Michaels wrote, "But we just can’t allow broken balls to ship."
Yep! That sounds painful.
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