Apple Prescribes Hot Naughty Nurses for iPhone

The crack app review team at Apple have shamelessly delivered cult of iPhone fanatics a perfectly naughty new photo app called "A Sexy Nurse" ($.99). The girls compiled in this titillating thrill ride of medical malpractice closely resemble the groupie skanks spotted on Brett Michael's "Rock of Love", except with no risk of contracting an STD.

This kind of hot sexiness for iPhone is only a small sign of things to come once Apple starts approving racier content under a new ratings system promised with their OS 3.0 release. Simply double tap a naughty nurse snap shot and then hit "save" to store it in your photo library. You'll discover an ample supply of blonde and brunette bimbos for your approval with one busty Asian cutie tossed in for sport.

While "A Sexy Nurse" promises nothing beyond a brisk libido massage, it far surpasses the lame attempt made by the free "Suicide Girls - Flip Strip" app offering up a total of three fugly vixens sporting cheap tattoos. I was tipped off that A Sexy Nurse contains an easter egg that strips many of the girls down to their private parts. Though it's an unconfirmed tip, I'm still hunting for it.

This past week Apple rejected the e-book application, called Eucalyptus because it enables users to download various versions of the Kama Sutra, with illustrations. To make up for that mindless blunder Apple has allowed this sex-fueled whack pack of naughtiness to pass through to iPhone owners without delay.

Thank you Apple, may I have another?

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Comments

[Cialis Pharmacy]

HI Folks,
I suggest simply double tap a naughty nurse snap shot and then hit "save" to store it in your photo library.

Dave S. Thomas

[Guss]

I'd say there is never enough ways to put naughty nurses pics onto your iPhone...ok so the developers didn't develope something revolutionary I agree..but nevertheless it is a new thing for iPhine and that alone should count for something... I mean what is there not to be loved when an app is called "A Sexy Nurse"...

[Generic Viagra]

HI
Simply double tap a naughty nurse snap shot and then hit "save" to store it in your photo library.
John B. Barnhart

[Constable Odo]

That is pretty tame stuff. It would make a lot more sense for people just to download photos from the alt.binaries.picture groups on a newsserver and load them onto the iPhone. Anyone could download thousands of photos in a days time.

I understand the developers trying to sell these apps to make money and there's nothing wrong with that. However, I doubt if they're gonna make much money from this sort of app when there are so many alternatives to putting kinky photos and videos on your iPhone.