When a friend forwarded me a link to the website "Awkward Boners", I almost started crying after laughing out loud like a crazed jackass viewing photo after photo of epic boner mishaps. I could not help thinking that there should be an iPhone app for that.
With the release of iPhone OS 3.0 expected to contain parental controls, an "Awkward Boners" application would be the perfect addition to a new crop of truly tasteless apps for adults. The idea of being able to snap a random boner sighting on your iPhone then quickly uploading it to a community of rabid fans is pure genius. It's the new 'fail blog' for dudes pitching a tent in public. Can you imagine how popular the weekly updates would be?
Awkward Boners reminds us all that involuntary wood is a hysterical sight to behold. As long as the picture doesn't feature me as the main attraction that is. It's an app rejection by Apple that's certain to gain massive headlines should no rating be suitable enough to prepare the unsuspecting iPhone public for this banana hammock thrill ride.
"We encourage people to laugh at these photographs, to share them with
friends, and to think “I’m glad that’s not me. From all of us here at
Awkward Boners, enjoy."
It's the best thing that's happened to boners since Viagra. I really hope there's an app for that. Sooner than later.
Photos courtesy of AwkwardBoners.com
these awkward boner pics are famous...just google "images", "boner", and they pop up every time! we need new ones and the iphone idea is perfect!! LETS DO IT!
Posted by: chaz zimmer | August 14, 2010 at 04:54 AM