STYLE GUIDE: Cut from genuine fail cloth, this handmade Obama iPhone case qualifies as a national disaster worthy of federal aid. The idea of turning what looks like retarded Obama pajamas into a tragic iPhone cozy is a painful reminder that long exposure to craft glues may cause brain damage.
This one-of-a-kind Presidential embarrassment comes lined with soft red fleece to absorb shocks while creating shock and awe in public places. The designer even included a "transparent back pocket" for stashing your credit cards, earbuds and poor self-esteem. A round brass clip that rotates 360 degrees allows you to conveniently attach your fail pouch to any belt loop. Forever cementing your status as a clueless ass clown with zero fashion sense.
While you would expect the creator of this grand hackery to pay you to flaunt her designer iPhone sleepware, she is shamelessly requiring a hostage fee of $14.00 plus shipping for her American made masterpiece. Grab this commemorative Obama classic before it's gone!
This lady couldn't pay me enough to defile my iPhone with that socialist hack of a President. BAH, I say... BAH!
Oh, plus it's butt ugly. And overpriced.
But God Bless her for trying to make a buck the honest way.
Posted by: Andrew | July 15, 2009 at 09:31 PM