When self-published author Dottie Randazzo, decided to pen her first road to riches book entitled, "How To Shit Money To Get An iPhone" ($22.95), she thought using iPhone
in her title was a brilliant idea. That's where her brilliance came to
an abrupt end as Dottie careened off the highway of good sense, plowing
head-on into an epic fail by also choosing to include "shit money" in
her title. Who shits money?
While I was riveted by Miss Randazzo's ultra-hip insight on unblocking mental cash flow, I'm actually looking forward to her next obvious book, "How To Properly Wash Money Covered In Shit", which seems like a necessary follow-up if you buy into her unique strategy. Or even this title that could become a certified best-seller, "Laundering A Shit Load of Cash To Remove The Stink".
Everyone knows that Apple stores don't accept cash for iPhone purchases. They usually require a credit card or gift card for the transaction. They really don't give a crap how much cash you bring to the party, especially the kind Miss Dottie will be passing around.
But if she has a method for shitting credit cards, then I'm all ears.
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