Apple has finally lifted the graphic red velvet curtain shrouding the front of its newest Flagship Apple Store on New York's upper West Side. Offering the unconverted a glimpse into the spectacular shrine of glorified Apple goodness measuring 45 feet tall, capable of fitting 11 Cubes inside.
The lower level accessed by a glass spiral staircase, houses the renowned Genius Bar where devoted disciples can consult directly with Apple's high priests. The personal training space of enlightenment and Genius Bar combined, are capable of serving 100 people at once. Making it the biggest space yet for any Apple store.
Apple will be handing out 2,500 limited edition commemorative t-shirts to faithful followers willing to arrive early and brave the elements. Eclipsing the typical 500 shirts passed out at other grand opening events.
The holy worship service at Apple's new glass temple located on Broadway and 67th street will take place on Saturday, November 14th at 10:00 AM. Capacity crowds are expected to attend.
Being a massive glass enclosure, it's rumored that the company steered away from opening on Friday the 13th for obvious reasons. A brief miracle service of tremendous magnitude will take place shortly after noon.
[Photos courtesy of Gizmodo]
Apple usually opens their stores on Saturdays.
Superstition has nothing to do with the opening date.
Posted by: Obama Pacman | November 14, 2009 at 05:58 AM