Need a dose of harsh commentary? Now there's an app for that! Mr. Samuel L. Jackson has become a card carrying cult of iPhone member with the launch of his new app iSamJackson ($2.99). Well it's about damn time!
Minutes after downloading this app I was laughing harder than Jay Leno at a Conan O'Brien farewell party. Even if you're not a fan of Samuel L. Jackson, you will be after experiencing this instant blast of badass, nasty black attitude in a box. Other than the 150 customizable, shouting in your face quotes delivered by Mr. Jackson, this app has a few more notable highlights on board.
The thumb scanner feature is a great novelty act that requires no thinking. Just place your thumb on the scanner and Sammy will instantly assess your true worth. The "Query" button works much like the old magic eight ball, helping you make those difficult decisions. Ask Sam a question and double tap for his answer.
Those twisted developers at Heatwave Interactive were kind enough to create a "clean" and an "explicit" version of this app. You can also find a very slick sample to preview on their website before you decide to buy. Additional packs of taunts and insults can be purchased from inside the app for ($.99) aimed at always keeping your ugly retorts wickedly fresh.
iSamJackson is a well executed face melting app that will light up any room when blasted through your stereo speakers. It would also make a great app for pulling off epic prank calls to pizza joints and the public library, all Sam Jackson style.
White boys are gonna love this one! But maybe not quite as much as I do.
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