STYLE GUIDE: Let's face it, we all know that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer secretly worships the Mac. Now you can own a vinyl MacBook sticker to serve as a reminder to PC's everywhere, to always "pray the Ballmer way", as he basks in Apple's warm glow.
It was Steve Ballmer's secret Mac lust that caused him to grossly deface a MacBook Pro last week by scribbling his signature all over the top at the request of a student at Trevecca Nazarene University in Nashville, Tennessee. Ballmer took advantage of that rare opportunity by writing "Need A New One?" above the Apple logo. Which were really his own hidden feelings of desire rising to the surface.
Designer Jiro Baskin has created a fresh MacBook Pro decal he appropriately dubbed "Applesoft". This wicked homage to Ballmer is expected to become a ginormous hit among ex-microtards who've gladly made the switch over to Mac. Expect to pay $10 for your iPray decal. Once you go Mac you never go back.
Sign this Mr. Ballmer! Thanks for the tip Jiro!
[Jirobot]
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