CUPERTINO, CA - It turns out that the Steve Jobs ninja star discovery at Japan's Kansai International Airport was actually Apple's newest iPod prototype device expected to launch right in time for holiday shoppers.
Say hello to iPod ninja. It's the sharpest tool in the shed.
“iPod ninja fits into that sweet spot between the iPod touch and a small handgun,” says Apple spokesperson Ted Wetmore."
Read the entire twisted tale imagined by the minds at Scoopertino.com. Brilliant!
Clearly hoax check out the clipping occurring on the t-shirt of the fellow wearing one in the picture. Phantom gold shiny through the amazing blue shirt. EPIC!
Posted by: Flip0037 | September 25, 2010 at 12:39 PM
This is pure awesomeness! Epic find.
Posted by: AllyRox | September 25, 2010 at 12:14 PM
LOLZ
Posted by: BigDex23 | September 25, 2010 at 11:16 AM
no sir. it is not. its a phony a big fat phony.
google is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: usernamegeneric | September 25, 2010 at 09:44 AM
thats serious??
Posted by: frankerebus | September 25, 2010 at 05:24 AM
This is a must have. Me wants badly!
Posted by: JAllen | September 24, 2010 at 03:06 PM
There's a dark side to this new iPod. As iPod ninja sales are expected to boom, some blogs are already reporting a “death grip” problem even worse than the one that plagued iPhone 4.
If you hold iPod ninja in a certain way, you may require immediate medical care.
Posted by: iPhoneSavior | September 24, 2010 at 03:05 PM