If you want to know what it's like working at an Apple retail store, just consult creator of the wildly popular Crapple Store blog who's more than happy to offer up a first hand look at the company's dark side.
The CrApple Store blog, imagined by one disgruntled Apple retail employee in the UK, takes great liberties poking fun at Apple's Genius Bar, obnoxious store lighting and of course their "hipster customers" as sampled in the quote and photo below.
"Is there an app to tell this guy to get a life and point out he's only a face-mask away from being mistaken for the galaxy's trendiest Stormtrooper?"
It's safe to say that Apple store morale will remain at a consistent high, as long as you're willing to drink the company Kool-Aid. The Crapple Store creator is serving up a brew that's a tad more "bitter" than that. So, drink up me hearties yo ho!
This changes everything. Again.
This guy is brilliant. Apple is a joke of a place to work. The managers believe they are running the company single handedly. YOU'RE A FUCKING RETAIL STORE MANAGER!
The lives of the employees are so pathetic and sad. Apple promotes health but 99% of the employees are fat, fast food eating, undereducated idiots.
I worked at Apple, its the biggest joke of all time. Promote health yet donuts and soda are the only food ever seen in the back (BOH, back of house, to the annoying philistines working at Apple).
Its a retail store like any other.
"Designed in California. Assembled in China." Big fucking deal! So is every other mass produced product you fucking elitist capitalist.
John Lennon would have a fucking heart attack if he saw what Steve Jobs has done with their music. Yoko, Paul and Ringo would play at the circus for a few extra bucks. Have some fucking pride. Stay away from Apple. Their products are better than most but they are just as evil as other companies.
Posted by: Apple is Evil - obviously... | November 29, 2010 at 11:25 AM