CUPERTINO, CA - Apple has finally announced what is anticipated to become their most popular WiFi solution yet. HairPort Extreme turns any common hairdo into a personal hotpot for making a stronger and more personal WiFi connection according to the company's official press release.
HairPort Extreme is sold in an aluminized aerosol canister, and when applied directly to hair follicles "Apple’s new HairNet™ technology will automatically bond with adjoining particles to create an Internet connection lasting up to 24 hours". Simply point, click and spray away.
“HairPort Extreme will change the way you connect to the world,” says Apple’s press release. “The more hair you have, the stronger your connection.”
Apple is also expected to offer a unique line of HairPort-compatible wigs in a range of popular styles, including afro, mullet, beehive and the repulsive comb-over. HairPort Extreme Pre-orders begin today at Apple store online.
"HairPort Extreme is your mane connection to the internet."
[via Scoopertino]
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