A whole lot of geek fantasies are about to become a reality with Siri Pro, Apple's sexy new pleasure-bot that's programmed to please. Siri Pro takes the concept of iPhone's personal assistant to an unreal level and she's neatly priced at $999 for (32GB) and $1,299 for the (64GB) model.
“Siri Pro is designed for a more fulfilling relationship. She’s a fully functional pleasure-bot, sexier than a MacBook Air and more seductive than an iPad.” Scoopertino wrote in their unreal news report.
With a slogan like "Love means never having to reboot", it's obvious that Siri Pro will boldly go where no Apple product has gone before, especially for those users who've desired a deeper bond with Miss Siri since she was first introduced with iPhone 4S.
This is one mobile device that won't ever make it out of the house. The best feature is that “Siri Pro never goes down. Unless you ask nicely.”
[spoof via Scoopertino]
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